Winless Colts survive week 6 ‘trap’ game, look forward to rest of season in...
“Wow!” an exuberated chief executive, Bill Polian exclaimed. “That was your classic trap game against Cincy. I mean, they should beat us, but have such a littered history of massive meltdowns and chokes that I was sincerely worried they might let this one go. I almost considered taking Cedric Benson out on the town last night just to lock this sucker down.”
Eli refuses to wear helmet, wants to be injured just like his big brother
“It’s so annoying,” said Eli during a press conference Thursday. “Peyton gets all of this attention because of his stupid neck. I have a neck too! I can get hurt too! You watch. I know I can get hurt."
Colts sign Archie Manning, Eli remains No. 2 Manning in NFL
"Here I hoped this was finally my moment to shine," said Eli. "But then Dad comes along and steals my thunder. It's always something with this family."
Highlights of the wild and the wacky NCAA football week 1
College football is back baby! With approximately 250 games played between Thursday and Monday evening, we're here to boil it all down for you in just 215 words.
Fantasy Report: How does Peyton Manning’s potentially crippling neck injury impact your league?
"While we all wish Manning a speedy recovery from what must be a very painful neck injury, fantasy owners who have Manning on their team need to know how to deal with their own pain in the neck," said Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football Reporter Cody Findlay.
Notre Dame mascot logo will now be drunk and surly to better connect with...
The Fighting Irish just got a lot more angry. And drunk.
Eli to sit the rest of preseason and just watch Peyton highlights
“We were simply a mess in game 1 against the Panthers,” said Manning with a sigh. “No third down conversions, linemen flying around like chickens with their heads cut off, a grand total of 36 yards passing. I’m over it. Let David Carr play the rest of the preseason. I’ve got better things to do. I’m going to watch my brother’s highlights.”
