Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Bulls to Heat: [Expletive Deleted] you!

Look out, Rex Grossman. There’s a new gunslinger in town.

Trib, Sun-Times locked in Super Bowl press war

Chicago's major newspapers, the Tribune and the Sun-Times, are battling to see which paper can appear the most provincial in its coverage of the Bears' upcoming appearance in Super Bowl XLI.

Indianapolis plans to upstage Detroit riots if Colts win

Football fans everywhere will be watching the Super Bowl in Miami next weekend, but the mayor of Indianapolis hopes everyone will focus on his city after the big game. The mayor not only wants Indianapolis to be home of the number one team in the NFL, but also number one when it comes to rioting.

Chicago Tribune panics as headline pun machine breaks down

It's only day five in the Bears' pre-Super Bowl mega-media hype period but Chicago's self-proclaimed World's Greatest Newspaper has already hit the panic button.

Bulls give Mavs a taste of their own medicine, Paxson cancels rest of season

Well that does it, Bulls fans. The season is officially over. With a resounding 96-85 win over the Dallas Mavericks before an unusually drunk and loud capacity crowd at the United Center, general manager John Paxson has cancelled the rest of the season.

Bears pay Eli Manning for brother’s secrets

Chicago Bears head coach Lovie Smith and defensive coordinator Ron Rivera are nearly a week into their meticulous breakdown of Peyton Manning and the Colts offense. Now, late-breaking news has come out of the Manning family compound that disgruntled brother and New York Giants quarterback, Eli Manning, has signed an exclusive deal with the Bears to divulge secrets about his older brother.

Grossman too short for Space Mountain

From John Elway to Emmitt Smith, the Super Bowl MVP has uttered the famous line, "I'm Going to Disney World!" For Bears QB Rex Grossman, those words bring back some unpleasant memories.