MLB announces in-game PED testing
After viewing a recent "60 Minutes" episode demonstrating that some PEDs can be taken as late as the fifth inning of a game and completely dissipate by the end of the game, Major League Baseball announced it will begin testing players for performance-enhancing drugs during games this season.
Konerko joins American Association of Retired Pauls
"By joining AARP, I get the same discounts at Denny's, Jewel-Osco and other local businesses that people like Paul Molitor and Paul Simon get."
Hawk Harrelson sees shadow, another year of ignoring Sabermetrics
Many Sox fans made the pilgrimage this year to the Orlando home of local coot Hawk Harrelson home for the traditional Head in the Ground Day.
White Sox clarify that 6-year $100 million offer is not for Tanaka but Dunn...
Dunn is expected to reject the offer and go about his season in usual fashion: "I plan to slim down and look in shape to start the season," said Dunn. "Then I'll hit .130, overshadowing Gordan Beckham and his .155 average. If I have time I'll strike out 354 times and go 0-for-50 at some point."
White Sox fan trashes Cubs, forgets his own team lost 99 games last year
"Wait, uh ... seriously?" asked Peluski, dumbfounded. "No, that can't be right. No [expletive deleted] way."
23 Things Only Chicago Sports Fans Of The ’90s Can Relate To
If you were a sports fan living in Chicago during the 90's, you probably experienced most of this list at some point.
Frank Thomas announces he’ll go into Hall of Fame as a Blue Jay
"Sure, the White Sox were great," said Thomas just a day after getting elected to the Hall, "but the Blue Jays were the best 171 games of my life."