TV ratings show 20,657 White Sox fans watched All-Star Game
Overnight Nielsen television ratings showed that 20,657 Chicago White Sox fans, the exact average number of people attending the team’s games this year, watched the mid-season classic.
Caption Contest: Fans in white hoods at U.S. Cellular Field Wednesday night
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Obama considering U.S. Cellular Field for Federal Witness Relocation Program
The memo stated that anyone under this plan would be given a 2001 Camaro. Traveling north of Chicago Avenue would be discouraged. Only the Chicago Sun-Times is to be read and any online communication is to be communicated through issued AOL accounts. All witnesses would be given residences in the Beverly or Mt. Greenwood neighborhoods.
White Sox bullpen applies for Federal Emergency Relief
“As soon as I heard about this program, I knew it was for us,” said Sox pitching coach Don Cooper. “No one needs relief help more than us. Just look at our bullpen ERA, it's the worst in baseball. That's even after we released Donnie Veal (7.50 ERA) and put Nate Jones (Infinite ERA) on the DL.”
White Sox announce first ever ‘Cell-Ebration’ tonight to ring in 23 years and 5...
Not to be outdone by the 100 year Wrigley Field anniversary party today, the White Sox have announced their first ever “Cell-Ebration,” a huge bash celebrating U.S. Cellular Field’s 23 years and 5 days birthday tonight.
Delusional White Sox fans excited the Red Line fully operational this October
After the White Sox started the year with four wins in their first nine games, fans throughout the city have deluded themselves about why the CTA repaired the southbound Red Line train before the 2014 season.
Hawk Harrelson in mid-season form, metaphorically speaking
"I counted 14 comparisons by Hawk of White Sox first baseman-DH Paul Konerko, including ones to King Leonidas of '300 Spartans,' President Grover Cleveland and Lord Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish of 'Game of Thrones."
