Wednesday, November 27, 2024

ESPN demotes Steve Phillips to minors

Following revelations that he had an affair with a production assistant, ESPN has demoted Steve Phillips to the network's minor league broadcast system.

Fox hires Ozzie as World Series commentator; FCC prepares for big payday

Fox announced Wednesday it hired foul-mouthed White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen as a pre- and post-game World Series analyst. Surprisingly, the FCC is thrilled by the news.

Oct 09 issue is out: New Soldier Field Carpet; Gregg’s tasty new gig; Impact...

Great news: The Heckler's October issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.

Selig removes playoff berth for AL Central champ

As the mediocre Twins and Tigers duke it out for a divisional championship, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced at a recent press conference that none of the three contenders in the AL Central will make it into the playoffs.

Sept 09 issue is out: Hendry’s job hunt, Big Z’s really big gig, Favre’s...

  Great news: The Heckler's September issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.  Among this issue's headlines Cubs News Hendry mad he missed 'Free Resume Day' at...

Drunken Hawk tries to demolish Metrodome with sledgehammer after Sox final game there

White Sox TV announcer Hawk Harrelson was arrested by Minneapolis police a few hours after Wednesday's Sox-Twins game when he was caught smashing an outer wall of the Metrodome with a sledgehammer.

Aug 09 issue: Soto stuck in MRI machine; Fan with iPhone misses game; Cutler...

Great news: The Heckler's August issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.