White Sox

Every year countless people put together an impossible list of New Year's resolutions only to fail on most by the second week of January. Athletes and other sports figures are no different. Here's a list of resolutions from the best and brightest in the Chicago sports world and elsewhere.

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen's son made headlines Wednesday when he posted 16 Tweets ripping on former closer Bobby Jenks after he criticized Ozzie.

Spring Training is months away, yet Hawk Harrelson is in midseason form, already rationalizing Adam Dunn’s career strikeout total. The newly acquired DH has over 1,600 whiffs and averages about 180 a season.

Jake Peavy prides himself on “telling it like it is,” yet the right-hander shocked even the most seasoned of reporters yesterday when he gave a very candid prediction for his season. “I think I’ll probably go 7-5 and suffer some freak injury about a week or 10 days into August. Let’s say, Aug. 9 against the Orioles.”

In a sly move by the White Sox biggest rival, the Twins tricked the South Siders into signing a 14-year-old girl sharing the same name as reliever Jesse Crain for $13 million over the next three seasons. The Twins resigned the real Jesse Crain for considerably cheaper.

After signing their lucrative off-season contracts this week, new Chicago acquisitions Carlos Pena of the Cubs and Adam Dunn of the White Sox have come together on a friendly wager to celebrate their new city.

The White Sox will be able to afford their new DH by making him solely responsible for security at U.S. Cellular Field.