Buehrle wishes Vick would get hurt like his dogs, unsure about proper punishment for...
"I'd like to say Favre should be forced to look at text messages of some guy's junk, but I'm not sure the punishment fits the crime," said Buehrle.
Mysterious package outside U.S. Cellular actually drunk Pierzynski sleeping in trench coat
“Out of many Pierzynski calls we’ve responded to, this may be the worst,” said O’Laney. “Due to the toxic smell of the catcher, we need to insist you stay at least 2,000 yards away at all times.”
Ozzie Guillen suspected in illegible pro-Sox graffiti left on Harry Caray statue
The Harry Caray statue was vandalized Sunday, splattered with white spray paint that said "Sox" and a second, illegible word. "Right now our main suspect is Ozzie Guillen," said Chicago Police spokesperson Brian Connors. "After reading his Twitter page, we realize "Sox" is the only word Mr. Guillen spells correctly on a regular basis."
Chicago sports fans so sick of hearing about this weekend’s SoxFest
Unless you've been living under a rock, you know this is a big weekend in Chicago, with SoxFest 2011 dominating the conversation around the water cooler and sports blogs.
U.S. Cellular to feature tattoo stations next season
The White Sox announced a change in their concession stand offerings for the 2011 season by adding a deluxe tattoo station in the upper concourse of U.S. Cellular Field.
SoxFest scaled back to just Reinsdorf hoisting World Series trophy outside Cubs Convention
"The only reason we won a World Series was to stick it in the face of Cubs fans forever," said GM Kenny Williams. "This year's SoxFest is going to be great."
The Heckler’s shockingly unbelievable Jan ’11 edition is out
Just in time for the 2011 Cubs Convention, the latest edition of The Heckler is out. Pick it up at the Convention (Booth No. 58 in the NW Hall) or if you're lucky, find a copy at one of The Heckler's distribution boxes around town. You can also get it emailed or mailed to you if you pony up a few bucks.
