Jermaine Dye spotted wandering Phoenix carrying ‘Will Crush Towering Homeruns for Food’-sign
In the hazy desert fog on Indian School Road in Phoenix former White Sox outfielder Jermaine Dye could be spotted at a sparsely populated bus station holding a sign proposing to "Crush Towering Homeruns for Food.”
The Heckler’s On Deck
The Heckler predicts what will happen in the world of sports this month.
The Heckler Stat Pack
This edition of The Heckler Stat Pack includes a new NHL scoring system, NBA Awesome Percentage leaders and a breakdown of Ernie Banks' career.
South Side plumber turns down Wrigley Field job on principle
“I hung up on the jerk and told him to screw off because I thought it was a joke,” said the plumber. "Like I'd ever work at that hellhole."
Stoney and Hawk defeat Brenly and Kasper in pairs figure skating
Last week, announcers from coast to coast participated in the inaugural Altoids Announcer Figure Skating Championships. Representing Chicago were Steve Stone paired with Ken 'Hawk' Harrelson and Len Kasper paired with Bob Brenly.
Konerko faster than most infants
A segment of ESPN's Sport Science recently exposed one of Major League Baseball's more common myths, proving once and for all that White Sox first baseman Paul Konerko is, indeed, faster than most infants.
Top Cubs and Sox concerns going into Spring Training
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen's Twitter account and statues blocking every single Wrigley Field entrance are just two of the issues that may plague Chicago's baseball teams this season.
