Friday, November 29, 2024

Peavy tries to prove he’s healthy by lifting everything in Ozzie’s office over his...

“That table, I can lift that. That TV, I can lift that,” Peavy explained. “Even the desk. I bet you I can even lift the desk over my head.”

Sox fan not afraid to admit he wrote a poem about Mark Buehrle

34-year old Bridgeport resident John Field recently wrote his first original poem since the fifth grade, an ode to his favorite baseball player, Mark Buehrle. The poem is titled “You left a Mark on my Heart” and its author doesn’t care what his friends think about it.

Peavy breaks a nail during throwing session; could set back first start even further

“He screamed so loud, I thought a little girl had snuck into the complex,” said pitching coach Don Cooper. “He just wouldn’t stop whining about his nail. I seriously thought he was going to cry.”

Vizquel allowed use of walker on basepaths

43-year-old White Sox infielder/bingo enthusiast Omar Vizquel won his medical appeal and was granted permission by MLB to use a walker on the basepaths. Vizquel requires the aid of a walker to protect his “troublesome hip” and to defend himself against “young punks” like Chris Sale and Brent Morel.

Dunnosaur wreaks havoc in desert

Although there are over 9,000 species of Dunnosaurs, the one discovered this month at Camelback Ranch in Glendale seems to be the prototype since it bears a blank look on its face that seems to always say, “I dunno.”

Cashman says center field a possibility for Jeter if Yankee Stadium fence shortened to...

Yanks shortstop Derek Jeter demonstrated a loss of range to his left last year. Now, he might be moved to center field if Yankee Stadium’s fence is shortened to 200 feet, GM Brian Cashman said after watching a few Spring Training games in Tampa.

Chug-Chug Comic: The Heckler mascot has a fix for steroids

Chug-Chug The Comeback Clown suggests aluminum bats as a possible way to clean up the game.