Friday, November 29, 2024

Kenny Williams looking to hire Quade as next White Sox manager

Kenny Williams may not have to look far for a new manager of the White Sox. Zeroing in on the “anti-Ozzie Guillen,” Williams is close to bringing Mike Quade from the North Side to skipper his ballclub.

Guillen leaves MLB to manage Miami Marlins

Sox manager and profanity machine Ozzie Guillen announced Monday night that he would be leaving the team to accept a similar position with the minor-league Miami Marlins.

The Guillen Era: A [expletive deleted] look back

A title, Adam Dunn, cuss words, Twitter and Jay Mariotti. A look back at the Ozzie era.

Sox Fan Reaction: I’m gonna [expletive deleted] miss you, Ozzie!

I gotta say, I love dat [expletive deleted] man, even more than my [expletive deleted] sons: Harvey, Archer an’ Li’l Ozney. He’s like family to me an South Side Tina. When he starts dropping dose expletives, it’s just like home!

Oney to replace Ozzie as manager and only communicate with White Sox via Twitter

In a surprising move, the White Sox announced Monday night that Ozzie Guillen would be replaced as manager by his son Oney, who will communicate with the team exclusively via Twitter, which is the only way he knows how to express himself.

Kenny Williams tries to sneak Dunn contract in Ozzie’s pocket during good-bye hug

"What the [expletive deleted] is this?" shouted Guillen. "You try to hang me with this [expletive deleted] contract? It's the reason I'm out of a job right now you son of a bitch."

Dunn admits trying to break slump by using Alexei Ramirez as bat was worst...

"Hands down, I never should have used Alexei [Ramirez] as a bat earlier this season," said Dunn. "I was desperate and made a bad decision."