Gordon Beckham not happy with David Beckham signing
"Here we go again," said the baseball Beckham. "Why couldn't he go back and play in Europe? I am dreading spring training."
2012 White Sox replace ‘All In’ slogan with ‘Folding is sometimes a respectable play’
Following the White Sox' poor campaign on the field last season, capped with the departure of manager Ozzie Guillen, the team is tweaking its promotional theme for 2012.
Cubs and White Sox to merge with hopes of competing for third in Central
"I was trying to put the finishing touches on our half-assed 2012 lineup last night and it came to me," said Sox GM Kenny Williams and Cubs President Theo Epstein in unison. "I should join forces with that poor sap on the other side of town. He's got it just as bad as me, maybe even worse."
White Sox apparently still based in Chicago
With the Chicago Cubs hoarding most of the baseball headlines this offseason, it may be easy to forget about the city's other team on the South Side. For Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein, the actual existence of the Chicago White Sox was news to him.
Marlins trade for Zambrano, mistakenly believing he is on the White Sox
After a career of ups and downs with the Cubs, Carlos Zambrano has been traded to Miami, a deal that only materialized after the Marlins were mistakenly lead to believe that the hot-tempered starting pitcher was a member of the White Sox.
Stupid Hoosiers, Cutler, Snooki and a shirtless Toews: The Heckler’s 10 most popular 2011...
2011 was quite an eventful year in the world of unbelievable sports news, but given The Heckler's list of top 10 posts during the year, it's pretty clear our audience cared mostly about ripping on people from Indiana, Jay Cutler and sex.
White Sox accidentally give Danks contract that was meant for Buehrle
"Our offices are a real mess," said GM Kenny Williams. "Mark gave us a chance to compete with Miami's offer but I couldn't find the paperwork in time. Turns out I filed it in the John Danks folder so he wound up getting Mark's deal. What a disaster."
