Jake Peavy injures jaw after going over his 75-word limit during press conference
Yesterday afternoon during a press conference, Jake Peavy injured himself once again, and this time he's headed to the IR after his jaw fell off when he went over his 75-word limit.
White Sox plan to fly Chris Sale as flag during non-pitching days
"People told me that the Seattle Mariners used Randy Johnson as a flag when he first came to the majors," said Sale. "Robin [Ventura] also explained that if I really stink it up, he is going to leave me up there until I start to fray at the edges."
Sox warn Dunn: Bat under .200 and risk wearing 1976 ‘shorts’ throwback
"Dunn no want to be seen in those silly uniforms," he said. "Dunn only wear jorts during hunting season or batting 4th for my softball team in my hometown of Houston."
Sox GM admits he always thought farm system ‘was place to grow and sell...
"I always thought our farm system was a place we were growing and selling crops," he said. "It turns out it's like some kind of ... practice league for baseball players? Bizarre. What the hell does that have to do with farming?"
Scientists discover interest in Cubs-Sox rivalry linked to low IQ
Due to low expectations for both the Cubs and White Sox, interest in Chicago's cross-town rivalry has dwindled to mostly bleacher bums, toothless Bridgeport residents and kids under 12, but findings of a scientific study released Monday has linked a person's interest in the Cubs-Sox rivalry to low IQ.
Surgeon General: Hawk Harrelson losing streak broadcasts hazardous to health
Long believed to be unbearable due to his prolonged silences and umpire complaints, Hawk Harrelson has officially been dubbed a health hazard by the United States Surgeon General's office.
Marlins hire team of Austrian psychiatrists to study Ozzie and Zambrano
Warned not to get too close to the action, each doctor will be armed with two cans of mace and a stun gun should things get too crazy. It sounds extreme, but the volatile nature of Guillen and Zambrano require extreme caution.
