Thursday, November 28, 2024

Fukudome just now realizing he’s on some other Chicago baseball team

"This is not the Chicago Small Walking Bears team, is it?" asked the Japanese outfielder through his interpreter. "When I was told I was going back to Chicago, I thought it was with the Small Walking Bears, but now I just found out this is some other team named after hosiery."

BP Crosstown Cup found in Wrigley Field urinal after day out in the bleachers

The BP Crosstown Cup went missing this weekend, and foul play was suspected. Throughout the Cubs-Sox series, the Cup was occasionally seen on television being defaced, used as a giant beer mug, and brandished as a blunt weapon by drunken fans.

Wrigleyville Crosstown pregame party broken up after cops mistake grubby Sox fans for NATO...

Hysteria over this weekend's NATO conference in Chicago reached new heights Friday morning when a Wrigleyville pregame party was broken up by cops who mistook visiting White Sox fans for rough-around-the-edges NATO protesters.

‘Occupy Chicago Baseball’ protesters expected this weekend at Wrigley Field

Dozens of packed buses started to make their way into town Wednesday night; from Tinley Park to Evanston, Kankakee to Kenilworth, activists are geared up to let the leaders of these two teams know what they want.

The Lottery presents Cubs and White Sox ‘instant losing’ tickets

The Lottery launched its latest ploy of preying on loyal Chicago baseball fans by introducing Cubs and White Sox instant tickets. But, those playing may not realize that each ticket is inherently an “instant loser” with a faint glimmer of hope.

Heckler Comic: Albert & Dunn

Adam "The Big Donkey" Dunn offers some helpful advice to struggling slugger Albert Pujols. By Rick Atkinson

Adam Dunn reveals power surge has come from eating batteries Sox fans threw at...

Adam "Big Donkey" Dunn leads the White Sox with 11 home runs, which equals his total from last season. He recently admitted he took a desperate gamble to improve his game from the nightmare of 2011. He didn’t use HGH, steroids or a laxative but instead he devoured over 300 batteries hurled at him last season by angry South Siders.