Presidential nominees finally agree on one issue: Hawk Harrelson broadcasts considered inhumane torture
Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney made some interesting remarks at last week's Republican National Convention, outlining his foreign policy headlined by his promise to abolish the use of Hawk Harrelson broadcasts as torture for terrorism inmates.
White Sox upgrade bandwagon to 50-foot long Camaro
As the White Sox maintain their slim first-place lead over the Tigers, its fan base is finally showing so much interest in the team that its bandwagon has been upgraded to a "bitchin'" 50-foot long Camaro.
From the Lastros to the Cleveland Frowns, The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos
Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.
Reinsdorf sells a few Bulls championship trophies to finance under-attended Sox
Bulls and White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf was seen yesterday afternoon at a local Cash For Gold store with three of the six Bulls NBA Championship trophies in tow. When he exited, the prized trophies from the 90's era were gone forever.
Sox marketing dept chastised over #ScrewYu addition to #TakeJake Twitter promo
In a move described as “bush league” across social media outlets, several White Sox staffers began including a #ScrewYu hashtag, unaware they were simply infuriating millions of Japanese voters and inspiring them to vote for Darvish.
‘Big Paulie’ Konerko indicted on RICO charges, feds claim he’s head of Chicago Outfit
“Like Al Capone, ’Big Paulie’ is known to carry a baseball bat, his weapon of choice to carry out his many hits. He’s also known as the ‘Captain’ among his hitmen.”
Hawk Harrelson yet to enter a single acceptable word in Words With Friends
“I just don’t get him,” said booth partner Steve Stone, who has tried to play against Harrelson. “Once he tried to put in ‘canocorn,’ and I told him that wasn’t a word. But when I explained that he could just change the word to ‘corn’ and get some points, he got really argumentative and wouldn’t do it.”
