Jake Peavy out of cliches
In a stunning development, White Sox pitcher Jake Peavy revealed today he will stop talking to reporters because he has run out of catchy, folksy cliches.
White Sox successfully dig out of last week’s 3-game Central lead
Barely a week ago the White Sox had a three-game lead over the Tigers in the AL Central, but the South Siders have hit the skids and that somewhat commanding lead has quickly evaporated into a tie atop the standings, much to the surprising glee of several Chicago players.
White Sox and Tigers conspire to get Royals into the playoffs
With the Tigers and White Sox both sputtering down the stretch, a noted sports psychologist believes both teams are subconsciously tanking out of sympathy for the third-place and mathematically eliminated Royals, who have not made the postseason since 1985.
Pierzynski and Cutler seen hanging out to improve images
To start the evening, Cutski, as the media has dubbed them, walked through Grant Park kicking puppies and throwing rocks at the elderly. People were appalled until they realized who they were dealing with.
White Sox to fill empty seats with department store mannequins during playoffs
“We’ve ordered about 10,000 just to be safe, and are busying preparing them should we make the playoffs,” said Mickey Borta, a spokesperson for the White Sox.
Cubs fan can’t believe White Sox are doing this to him again
Despite public pronouncements that he doesn't care about the team on the south side, Lakeview resident and die-hard Cubs fan Mike Benson privately wonders what he did to offend the White Sox.
Sox hope to finally boost attendance by broadcasting NFL action on Jumbotron during games
The White Sox have tried almost everything this year to bring fans to U.S. Cellular Field including playing winning baseball and introducing several "fat friendly" food options. Their latest -- broadcasting NFL games on the U.S. Cellular Field Jumbotron during games -- might be the one idea that gains some traction.
