Umpire admits blowing call just to piss off Hawk Harrelson
“The runner was safe by two feet,” admitted Hernandez after calling the Sox’ Alex Rios out on an inning-ending double-play in the 10th inning. “I figured it would be a good time to really piss off Hawk Harrelson."
Cubs and Sox mathematically eliminated from playoffs on same day
"I knew the Cubs were going to suck like usual, but I thought for sure Paulie and the boys would win it all just like in 2005, man!" said Beverly native Alex Markowski. "I already started gathering tires for the fire and everything!"
Hawk Harrelson shocked to hear National League exists
MLB Network took time this week to pry Hawk Harrelson away from his usual non-baseball afternoon activities of yelling at children who walk on his lawn to argue the validity of Sabermetrics.
Adam Dunn determined to get a hit this week
In an interview published on the club’s website, a determined Dunn said, “I swear on the grave of Moose Skowron that I will get at least one hit this week.”
Dozens of Sox fans gather around Chicago sinkhole after confusing it for US Cellular...
"Aw hell no, I didn't even know the Sox were playin' tonight," said one fan who only went by the name Billy Bob. "The Cell looks a little different than I remember, but it's been a few years since I've been here so who knows."
Tensions between Harrelson and Stone boil over into ‘slap fight’
"Stone Pony packs a pretty good punch, but the best overhand right I've ever been hit with was Yaz," said Harrelson.
White Sox advertising campaign reminds fans their season has actually started
“Hellooooo. Anybody home?” is the theme of radio and television advertising used to remind Sox fans that the team has been playing since April 1.
