White Sox fan put into self-induced coma until season ends
Searching for answers to his sorrow over the team, Schlober contacted a doctor in the Virgin Islands who agreed to render him comatose through September 29, when the last game of the season is played.
White Sox to give away free Big Macs if team gets to 100 losses
"It's been a disappointing season, there's no doubt about it," said Brooks Boyer, the team's VP of Marketing. "This 2013 campaign has left the fans with a bit of an empty feeling. That's why we want to be able to fill that emptiness."
‘Bored’ Guillen takes job as school crossing guard
Aside from a few local personal appearances and sports commentary gigs on national television, Guillen has done little to occupy his time. He told a local radio station that his days are spent mostly watching television. ”I love the Maury Povich Show. I can spend hours trying to figure out who’s the father.”
Viciedo changes name from Dayan to ‘more manly’ Chelsea
White Sox outfielder Dayan Viciedo informed the team that he has legally changed his first name from Dayan to Chelsea.
White Sox plan to field ‘all-Garcia’ starting nine by 2015
After acquiring prospects Avisail Garcia from the Tigers and Leury Garcia from Texas, White Sox GM Rick Hahn said by the start of the 2015 season the team intends to field a starting nine all with the surname of Garcia.
City Council to vote on U.S. Cellular renovations which include 20,000 permanent cardboard cutout...
Other included changes will be a grated underground walkway so you can spit and spill beer on Sox fans entering and leaving games and a graveled, luxury mobile home plot/motel.
Chilly weather gives young White Sox players the feeling of October baseball
"What a blast!" said catcher Josh Phegley. "We got to put on long sleeve shirts and drink hot chocolate in the dugout, and we all imagined we were playing some of the current American League powerhouses like the Oakland A's or the Tampa Bay Rays in the ALCS. It was really exciting!"
