Chicago

Derrick Rose was all smiles this weekend after his latest knee surgery to repair a torn meniscus having just learned that he’d back playing basketball again in a mere 46 weeks.

A source said to be close to “some dude who knows a guy who worked five years ago as a part-time custodian at a business three blocks from the United Center,” confirmed reports that Sharp and the wife of a Hawks’ player were seen at a Dunkin’ Donuts located in Winnetka.

More bad news happened today for the Chicago Bulls as Jimmy Butler will be out for 3-6 weeks after spraining his left elbow. However it was another issue at the Advocate Center that drew the ire of Bulls coach, Tom Thibodeau.

You've heard of Cards Against Humanity, the popular (and often raunchy) party game. Well, here's a version for anyone who can't stand St. Louis or its baseball team.

White Sox pitcher Chris Sale will miss at least three weeks of spring training after suffering a foot injury while unloading former teammate Dayan Viciedo from the bed of a pickup truck.

"Derrick is in good spirits, and though it's impossible to imagine the pain and frustration he's going through, his knee looks great," said Dr. Hardaway, as he walked gingerly from the operating room. "I don't see why he wouldn't be able to play sparingly at about 60 percent of his ability for the next six years or so before he finally retires."

After yesterday's injury to Patrick Kane that could leave the NHL's point leader out until at least the playoffs, and the announcement that Derrick Rose was forced to undergo the third surgery on his knee in three years, all fans of Chicago sports franchises have been given a week off of work to grieve properly.