Sunday, November 17, 2024

Cubs wake up from year-long trance, mysteriously find themselves in Game 7 of World...

Cubs skipper Joe Maddon’s clubhouse antics this season have ranged from magician performances to the team regularly dressing up in footy pajamas. But, what no one realized is what he did to evade the...

Maddon tells Chapman to prepare for 27-out save in Game 7

Cubs manager Joe Maddon defended his decision to bring Aroldis Chapman in the seventh inning Tuesday night, saying he also told his closer to prepare for a 27-out save in Game 7.

Kyle Schwarber nominated for President

The Independent Party of America (IPA) has nominated Kyle Schwarber as its candidate for President of the United States. IPA president Jim Connors said “voters are clearly unexcited about both candidates, so it only makes sense to give the people what they want: a great comeback story.”

Kerry Wood briefly unsure which former team he’s going to root for

"Well, I played most of my career with the Cubs, but I did play 81 games in two seasons with Cleveland," said Wood

Time to pick up a Grandpa Rossy ‘Get Off My Lawn’ shirt

Late last week we posted a Grandpa Rossy sketch by Charles Baruffi, a talented designer friend of ours. Quite a few people asked for it on a T-shirt. Well, now you've got your wish. Exclusively in TheHecklerStore.com, it's the "Get Off My Lawn" shirt. Get it here!

Todd Ricketts regrets drunkenly promising World Series tickets to hundreds of strangers

"I can't believe what I did," said Todd Ricketts. "People I don't even know are calling and texting asking when they can pick up their tickets. Why did I give them all my cell number?"