Sunday, November 17, 2024

Trump bars Raiders and Texans from returning to U.S. from Mexico

President-elect Donald Trump followed through with his campaign promise of deportation on Monday night by barring the Oakland Raiders and Houston Texans from returning to the U.S. following their game in Mexico City.

Bulls’ Big 3 engaged in power struggle over Thanksgiving turkey carving

“This is my team,” screamed Butler according to sources. “I’m carving the damn turkey! I was here when it was just me, Tony Snell and Cam Bairstow eating sad green bean casserole and the weird Spanish ham that Pau brought. I’ve earned my place.”

Cutler seen smashing shoulder into brick wall to avoid playing rest of season

Shortly after throwing an interception in the waning minutes of Sunday's 22-16 loss to the New York Giants, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was seen just outside the locker room, smashing the shoulder he injured in that final play in the hopes of being forced out of the lineup with a season-ending injury.

Your FB friend makes joke about Bears “not taking enough” PED’s

Fans have also been floating around one-liners about Freeman just taking the drugs to get out of playing for this awful team a few weeks. Some have even suggested coach John Fox should take some PED’s as well, either to improve his coaching or so he too can enjoy a break from the team.

The Heckler Recalls: Steve Stenstrom

As the Chicago Bears endure another tough season and the Cubs celebrate a historic one, we’ve decided it’s time to look back. To the future, you say? No, weirdo. To the colorful past and all the Chicago athletes who have graced our fields of play, from the great to the merely memorable.

Bears game flexed to public access, unless there’s a school board meeting

"This has the possibility of being the first TV event with negative ratings, meaning more players at the game will be watching fans than fans at home watching the game," said a Nielsen spokesperson.

Blackhawks to play every day to fill void left by Cubs

"Will it be tough on the guys? Yes. But I feel [Jonathan] Toews and the bunch are up to the challenge," said McDonough. "We need to see people smile again, like they did in October."