Sunday, November 17, 2024

Bulls hire Doug Collins as senior advisor/backup shooting guard

The Bulls today announced the hiring of Doug Collins as a senior advisor of basketball operations and -- perhaps more importantly -- as a backup shooting guard.

John Fox says loss is all Trubisky’s fault if you think about it

Did you see the way Mitch was just standing there on the sideline not doing anything? Talk about a total lack of effort. Frankly, I'm considering demoting him to third string again.

Mike Glennon disputes Zodiac at local Chinese restaurant

Interim Bears starting quarterback, Mike Glennon got in a heated argument this week with the owner of Chen's Chinese Restaurant in downtown Chicago. It had nothing to do with the Kung Pow Chicken or quality of service, but rather the zodiac paper place mats on the dining room tables.

Breaking: Mike Glennon still staring down primary receiver

"Once I lock eyes with a receiver, it's on. That's where I'm going with the ball," said Glennon. "In fact, I'm looking at Kevin White right now. I have been for the last 35 minutes."

Bears fans can’t decide if Trubisky will win 7 or 8 Super Bowl rings

"Yes, he did that against the Broncos' second and third stringers," admitted Bears fan Bob Borowski. "Which is why I'm not predicting double-digit Super Bowl rings."

Cubs issue World Series rings to Billy Goat, Black Cat and Gatorade glove

In a stunning announcement by the Cubs today, the Ricketts family extended a 2016 World Series championship ring to exiled super fan Steve Bartman. But lost in the fine print were details on the other commemorative rings the team discretely opted to issue.

Bulls trade last reason fans had to care

Eager to finally do something right on draft night, the Bulls dealt All-Star Jimmy Butler to the Timberwolves for Kris Dunn, Zach LaVine and the seventh pick, which was used to select some tall dude from Finland. Bulls VP of basketball operations John Paxson explained the move to reporters, saying fans "no longer had a reason to care" about the team for a while.