Saturday, November 16, 2024

MLB cancels the rest of April

"More than half our teams have had so many games canceled so far this month that we're going to have nothing by doubleheaders in June and July," said Manfred. "What the hell are we doing?"

7 Reasons To Pick Kevin White First In Your Fantasy Draft

Reason 1 -- He dominated the scouting combine! Sure, it was 3 years ago, but did you SEE how he destroyed the 2015 scouting combine? He had a 4.35 40-yard dash time, and had 23 reps on the bench press. You cannot argue with these measurables, and this guy is DEFINITELY poised to have a breakout season.

Wrigley bleachers officially recognized as a fraternity

Filled with snapback-wearing Chads and Brads who unironically say “dilly dilly” before each Old Style, the Wrigley Field bleachers have been officially recognized as a fraternity. Going by the Greek letters of Kappa Upsilon Beta,...

Blackhawks to start local plumber in goal Friday night

After Scott Foster, the 36-year-old Oak Park accountant who had never played in the NHL, came into last Thursday's game as an emergency goalie for a rare Blackhawks win, Joel Quenneville has announced the team's decision to make some drastic changes at goal.

Willson Contreras breaks the 6 mound-visit limit in the first inning of season opener

"We had a nice lead early and Jonny [Lester] needed to calm down a bit," said Contreras, "so I did what good catchers do and visited my pitcher as often as possible in the first inning."

Sister Jean declared academically ineligible for Final Four

The Loyola Ramblers, a true Cinderella story and the most relevant Chicago-based basketball team since Dennis Rodman became the voice of reason for North Korea, will be without their star player, Sister Jean, for the Final Four after being declared academically ineligible.