Friday, November 29, 2024

President Bush orders the Bears to lose

Following a recent dispatch of more troops to the Mideast, President Bush is once again attempting to correct a previous wrong. The Commander in Chief has told the Bears they must lose this Sunday and give the people of New Orleans and their Saints a trip to Super Bowl XLI.

Hawks lose in OT for hometown TV crowd

The Blackhawks have lost seven straight, the most recent of which took place Tuesday night at the United Center against the Columbus Blue Jackets 5-4 in overtime. It was their second-straight overtime loss and the second game in a row in which they blew a 3-1 lead.

Shorthanded Bulls rattle Spurs; Skiles: ‘We’re cutting our roster to seven’

When Bulls general manager John Paxson sat down with the press after his team's King Day matinee against the San Antonio Spurs, he was a bit more philosophical than usual.

Weather beat: Skilling exiles self for incorrect Bears game forecast

After his bold predictions of a ferocious winter storm failed to come true during a thrilling Bears overtime playoff win, WGN Chief Meteorologist Tom Skilling announced he was going to exile himself to Barrow, Alaska, the northern most city in the United States.

Lovie praises Rex for not playing like Rex as Bears advance to NFC Championship

Bears fans have clamored for a replacement to dejected quarterback Rex Grossman for months. Yet head coach Lovie Smith refused to make a change, sticking by his young outcast, insisting the quarterback would eventually turn it around and play like someone fans didn't even recognize.

Hawks drop two more over the weekend

The Detroit Red Wings beat up the Blackhawks Friday night in a game so embarrassing it's not worth talking about. Look it up on Yahoo if you want to know what happened so badly.

Best players don’t play, but Bulls roll Grizzlies by 35

Andres Nocioni and his 16 points per game were nowhere to be found. Nor were Ben Wallace and his 10.1 boards. And yet on Saturday night, the Bulls lambasted the Memphis Grizzlies 111-66.