Saturday, November 16, 2024

Bears fan enters concussion protocol after repeatedly slamming head against wall

Following the Bears' heartbreaking loss to the Giants on Sunday, local fan Peter Wentridge of Oak Park was taken into concussion protocol. Sources indicate throughout the game, Wentridge smashed his face against the wall every time a Bears player made a mistake.

Local fantasy player attempts to start Eddie Jackson at flex

This upcoming week, local Bears fan Brian Morgan, owner of team "Kissin Cousins Titties" is attempting to start Eddie Jackson at the flex position on his fantasy team.

‘Golden Girls’ and the Raiders front office: Bears players give thanks

Bears players celebrated the holiday by sharing what they were thankful for during media day.

Benny the Bull placed on paid leave after being denied trade demand to a...

The NBA's most beloved mascot Benny the Bull needed to be restrained Monday morning by Hall of Famer and six-time NBA champion Scottie Pippen, who serves as Special Adviser for the Chicago Bulls, after Benny was seen storming into John Paxson's office with a chalk board that read "Trade Me Now."

MLB Hot Stove: Cubs GM can’t decide what shade of blue button-up to wear...

"I've been to Kohl's two dozen times already. I'm not kidding you. We've tried royal blue, space blue, cornflower blue, sky, sapphire, air force blue, navy ... Did you know there's one called pigeon blue? Pigeon blue?!"

Nagy consults ‘Magic 8 Ball Of Excuses’ to determine why Cody Parkey is still...

"Who needs a kicker when you have a defense like this, am I right?" asked Nagy, as he nonchalantly shook a black Magic 8 ball in his hand.