Thursday, November 14, 2024

2016 Cubs officially the only team not to cheat to win a World Series...

With the shocking news that the 2018 Boston Red Sox were just another championship team from New England that probably cheated, it can now be reported that the only team to win a World Series honestly the past decade is none other than the 2016 Chicago Cubs.

Cubs waiting to see if humanity survives the next few months before making offseason...

With the world teetering on the verge of nuclear destruction, the Cubs have decided to not make any moves this offseason until they are sure that there is anyone alive left to sign at all.

Kealia Ohai’s fiance is a surprisingly decent football player

After soccer star Kealia Ohai was traded from the Houston Dash to the Chicago Red Stars earlier this week, fans found some interesting information about Ohai’s fiance.

Bears fire offensive coordinator for all those terrible plays he let Nagy call

The Bears today fired four coaches, including offensive coordinator Mark Helfrich. GM Ryan Pace blamed Helfrich for head coach Matt Nagy’s often-questionable play-calling throughout the season.

Down and out Benny the Bull caught drinking at the United Center

The Bulls continued horrid run has finally gotten to high-flying mascot Benny the Bull who was taken into custody for public intoxication following Monday night's 21-point loss against the Bucks.

Blackhawks GM goes back in time to retrieve 2015 team

Using wormhole theory, Bowman is working to bring back the 2015 Stanley Cup team to help salvage this troubling season.

Will the Bears make the playoffs? 5 reasons to be optimistic and 5 to...

Here are five reasons to be excited for the remainder of the season and five reasons to load up on the Malort.