Exhausted Cubs ask if NLCS can start ‘in a week or two’
"Look, we'd love to start the series right away, we really would," said a champagne-soaked Joe Maddon, "but at this point we've got to get our guys fully rested if we want to compete with the Dodgers."
Donald Trump denounces Pedro Strop’s hat as “Alt-Left”
Following the Cubs’ 9-8 win over the Washington Nationals last night in the nation’s capital, Donald Trump took to Twitter to vent his frustrations, denouncing Pedro Strop’s hat as alt-left.
Bryce Harper out for Game 4 after using shampoo without conditioner
The Cubs' path to the NLCS just got a bit easier after Nationals' superstar, Bryce Harper, was scratched from the lineup for game 4 Tuesday after sustaining a shower-related injury in which he used shampoo that didn't contain conditioner.
Cubs issue World Series rings to Billy Goat, Black Cat and Gatorade glove
In a stunning announcement by the Cubs today, the Ricketts family extended a 2016 World Series championship ring to exiled super fan Steve Bartman. But lost in the fine print were details on the other commemorative rings the team discretely opted to issue.
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Panicked Cubs enter rebuilding mode after sluggish start
"It's a fire sale. Everything must go," said Epstein, while on a phone call with another team's GM. "Rizzo for three 17-year-old prospects? Done! Bryant for a No. 5 starter and a cooler mascot than ours? Send me the paperwork!"
Bullpen-deficient Cubs refuse to let Travis Wood go back to Royals
"It was great having Woody back tonight," said manager Joe Maddon. "So great in fact that we're not letting him go back to Kansas City. We need him here."
