Arrieta says he doesn’t want to be a Cub since he already missed the...
"The joy of traveling to Chicago during the middle of winter when the temperatures are well below freezing, only to be mobbed by a bunch of close-talking, chubby Cubs fans in sweat pants with nacho cheese on their faces is just the best," said Arrieta."A lot of those fans love to show off by proving to me that they know my stats better than I do. That never gets old. Trust me.
Hawk Harrelson calls Wrigley Field a “Shithole”
“Why do we want Cubs fans who hang out in the shithole that is Wrigley Field, to be among the rest of us here in Chicago?” lamented Harrelson, while staring wistfully at a Carl Yastrzemski baseball card.
Maddon’s van towed from outside Cubs Convention with him still sleeping in it
When you're as wacky as Joe Maddon, sometimes you wake up in an impound lot. That's what happened Friday morning when the Cubs manager's 1970s "Cousin Eddie" van was towed from outside the Cubs Convention hotel downtown, where it was apparently parked illegally.
Cubs to introduce 2018 15-man roster at annual fan convention
With holes to fill in the bullpen and starting rotation, as well as other key positions like back-up catcher and utility infielder, the Cubs will introduce their 2018 15-man roster at this weekend’s annual Cubs Convention.
Cubs offer $1 million reward for a picture of Kyle Hendricks smiling
The Chicago Cubs have put out a $1 million reward to anyone who can snap a picture of their stone-faced ace, Kyle Hendricks, in the act of smiling.
Jake Arrieta to re-sign with Cubs on condition he can wear a size Smedium...
Highly sought after free agent and Chuck Norris’ long-lost son, Jake Arrieta, has agreed to re-sign with the Cubs on the condition that he can wear a Smedium-sized jersey.
Joe Ricketts shuts down Cubs after learning players are unionized
The Chicago Cubs today ceased operations after their billionaire owner Joe Ricketts learned the players belong to a union, which he vehemently opposes.
