MLB cancels the rest of April
"More than half our teams have had so many games canceled so far this month that we're going to have nothing by doubleheaders in June and July," said Manfred. "What the hell are we doing?"
Wrigley bleachers officially recognized as a fraternity
Filled with snapback-wearing Chads and Brads who unironically say “dilly dilly” before each Old Style, the Wrigley Field bleachers have been officially recognized as a fraternity.
Going by the Greek letters of Kappa Upsilon Beta,...
Willson Contreras breaks the 6 mound-visit limit in the first inning of season opener
"We had a nice lead early and Jonny [Lester] needed to calm down a bit," said Contreras, "so I did what good catchers do and visited my pitcher as often as possible in the first inning."
Javy Baez to play 2018 season blindfolded
Bored with the monotony of playing baseball with vision, Cubs’ second baseman and no-look-tagging extraordinaire, Javy Baez, will play the 2018 season blindfolded.
Cubs just go ahead and invite Bryce Harper to Spring Training
"It seemed like the nice thing to do," said Cubs skipper Joe Maddon. "I mean, hey, if the guy wants to swing by and take some BP, who are we to stop him?"
Arrieta to sit out 2018 so he can grow an even better beard
"Sure, it would be great to sign some big multiyear contract," said Arrieta, "but you know what is also great? My beard. So why not focus on making that even better?"
