Cubs

"I've been to Kohl's two dozen times already. I'm not kidding you. We've tried royal blue, space blue, cornflower blue, sky, sapphire, air force blue, navy ... Did you know there's one called pigeon blue? Pigeon blue?!"

A day after the Cubs' 2018 season came to a disappointing end, fans and media are speculating on the future of the team, particularly as it relates to their manager Joe Maddon. One fan, who is blissfully unaware of the horrid performance by many former Cubs managers, thinks Maddon should be fired immediately.

With his team running on fumes and grasping to a one-game lead in the NL Central, Cubs manager Joe Maddon pulled another wacky rabbit out of his hat Wednesday night, instructing his players and coaches to dress up like zombies before their flight to Washington D.C.

Cubs Hall of Fame first baseman Adrian “Cap” Anson apologized for racist and homophobic telegraphs that surfaced recently and expressed remorse for his youthful indiscretions.

The protest march, which snarled traffic for miles in both directions, was to draw attention to the end of the popular drink special at Murphy’s, a fixture in the Wrigleyville neighborhood for almost 80 years

Jake Arrieta posted a farewell letter to Chicago on his Twitter account when he signed with the Phillies back in March. Now, with the Cubs starting a three-game series in Philadelphia, Arrieta posted a second note.

“Mitch will continue to take 250-300 snaps each week in practice for the next 15 seasons,” said Nagy, the 16th head coach in Bears' franchise history, and first to treat players differently from disposable cattle.