Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Clark the Cub files police report after senseless attack by rogue mascots seen wearing...

It’s a somber day in Chicago. Clark the Cub, the beloved mascot of the Cubs, hailed by many as the main reason the curse was broken, was apparently attacked by a thug paw patrol...

Sobbing Cubs fan asks when he can start writing checks to Sinclair

The Cubs made the 2020 launch of their new Marquee Sports Network official today and many fans are outraged about the partnership with Sinclair Broadcasting, which is infamous for -- among other things -- forcing...

Cubs already regretting 2019 marketing slogan

"We should have given this more thought," said a representative from the team's now-fired marketing agency.

Join The Heckler at Spring Training 2019: Feb. 28 to March 3

Space is running out for The Heckler's 14th Annual Spring Training trip to Mesa Feb. 28 to March 3. This trip has everything: Beer, food trucks, a DJ, beer, sunshine, beer, ThunderDrunk and ... Cubs baseball! And beer.

Hot Stove Shocker: Harper, Bryant quit baseball to become next Siegfried & Roy

At a Mirage Hotel press conference, home town heroes Harper and Bryant explained why they will now continue the legacy of iconic Las Vegas illusionists Siegfried & Roy rather than play baseball.

Leaked Cubs emails reveal other crazy things Todd Ricketts has suggested

On Tuesday, Deadspin broke news that leaked emails revealed Cubs ownership contemplated moving the team out of Chicago due to a difficult relationship with Mayor Rahm Emanuel in 2013. As it turns out, the suggestion was made by Todd "Fredo" Ricketts and was likely never taken seriously. Here's a list of other Todd Ricketts' suggestions revealed in additional leaked emails.