Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Cubs call up Ian Happ just in time for lead-off first-pitch Opening Day HR

Sent to Triple-A Iowa after a tough spring at the plate, Cubs Opening Day HR specialist Ian Happ was called back up to the big league club just in time to "do his thing."

Cubs assure Maddon his job is safe as long as he goes 162-0

Saying they don't intend to put an undue amount of pressure on their manager, the Cubs have reportedly informed Joe Maddon the team will have to go undefeated in order to keep his job this season.

Cubs to offer subscription-based pricing for alcohol at Wrigley

The Cubs will offer three subscription options: 1 month/$99.99, 3 months/$249.99, or the entire season for $399.99.

MLB, players union agree to bring back steroids

Concerned about an aging fan base and dwindling interest among Millennials, Major League Baseball today announced it has reached an agreement with the MLB Players Association to bring back steroids effective immediately.

Curt Schilling and Sean Hannity announced as 2020 Cubs broadcasters

The Cubs broadcast booth is about to be more wide right than a Cody Parkey field goal come 2020, after the Cubs announced that Curt Schilling and Sean Hannity will be the new voices...

Former Rookie of the Year Henry Rowengartner announces that 2019 will be his final...

It’s been one heck of a run. A fairy tale that couldn’t have been scripted any better. After 26 years and 26 World Series titles, Henry Rowengartner is saying that 2019 will be his last season in the big leagues.

Tom Ricketts reportedly trying way too hard to make everyone happy

Earlier this week Cubs owner Tom Ricketts reported to Mesa for the start of Spring Training and faced a barrage of questions about the politically charged emails from his father that were leaked by...