Two dorks injured as Cubs blogger war turns violent
The tally: two scraped elbows and a bruised thumb. It doesn't sound like much, but when it comes to the dorks in Chicago's sports blogosphere, it's as violent as it gets.
Woo-Woo in History: Beware of the Ides of March
Moments before Julius Caesar was murdered on March 15, 44 BC, he was reported to have uttered "Et tu Brute?" to a close friend who assisted in the assassination. This is a misquote.
March 10 issue is out: Cubs beer bong; Bloggers brawl; and much more
The Heckler's March issue has hit the streets just in time for Spring Training's sweet spot.
Piniella goes AWOL in the Southwest
Cubs officials and law enforcement authorities are both concerned as Lou Piniella has gone AWOL somewhere between Arizona and Las Vegas, where the team is currently playing a pair of split squad games.
Piniella ‘giggly’ over signing of Cuban defector Serrano
Confused manager set to insert star of movie 'Major League' in right field
Word came from Cubs camp in Mesa Wednesday that GM Jim Hendry inked 21-year-old pitcher Juan Yasser Serrano, a Cuban defector, to a minor league deal. However, a case of mistaken identity had manager Lou Piniella "giggly" according to staffers.Selig forces all teams to hire a Steroid Era hitting coach
As the black cloud of the Steroid Era fades, Commissioner Bud Selig has sought to correct his indiscretions and blatant incompetence by forcing the fallen heroes from that era to earn redemption by taking hitting coach jobs.
Steroid use up 50% among idiot Cardinals fans
A recent study has determined that steroid use among idiot Cardinals fans has skyrocketed 50 percent since Mark McGwire's announcement he used performance enhancers throughout his playing career.
