Girlfriend who won’t stop talking about Derrek Lee’s butt not invited back to games
Al Shapiro's girlfriend Suzy Snell will not be invited to future Cubs games after incessantly talking about Cubs 1B Derrek Lee's butt at a game earlier this month.
Santo gets green mohawk toupee
Ron Santo is well-known for the carpet that sits atop his head and he has taken his fair share of jabs because of it, but those insults will be nothing compared to the flack he'll receive when he's seen sporting his new green mohawk.
Sales thriving for Ryan Braun’s ugly, overpriced T-shirt company
As the Cubs head to Wisconsin this weekend, they'll face Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun who recently unveiled a line of T-shirts that -- while spectacularly silly and overpriced -- is selling well and is the classiest thing to come out of Milwaukee in years.
Piniella reassigns Zambrano 100 feet farther from Addison St. Starbucks
One-time Cubs ace and chronic under-hydrator Carlos Zambrano was assigned to the bullpen Wednesday to make room in the starting rotation for Ted Lilly who's coming off the DL.
Anonymous Cubs relievers to wear nametags
Plagued by poor play and anonymity, Cubs' relievers were recently issued a case of red and white "Hello, My Name Is" nametags and a box of fresh black Sharpies to better aid manager Lou Piniella in learning the names of this year's bullpen when directing scorn for another blown lead.
Soriano, Soto try to call in sick for Saturday’s game vs. Astros
After partying in a suite with teammates during the Blackhawks loss to Nashville Friday night, both Alfonso Soriano and and Geovany Soto tried to call in sick for Saturday's 12:05 game at Wrigley against the Astros.
Tuffy Rhodes signed to Opening Day-only contract
Who could ever forget Karl "Tuffy" Rhodes electrifying a capacity Opening Day crowd at Wrigley Field in 1994 with three consecutive home runs off Dwight Gooden?
