Thousands gather in Wrigleyville to celebrate Cubs’ 9-4 win over Milwaukee Wednesday night
Fans chant 'Philly sucks!' while proclaiming Chicago champs
The intersection of Clark and Addison was filled with fans celebrating the Cubs huge 9-4 win in Milwaukee Wednesday night, which moved the North Siders to just five games under .500 and 6.5 games behind the first-place Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central.
Cubs ask if they can borrow Stanley Cup to use since they won’t win...
Following the Blackhawks' Stanley Cup championship win Wednesday night, the Cubs have asked the Hawks if they can borrow the Stanley Cup for use in lieu of the maligned and pointless BP Crosstown Cup when they battle the White Sox at Wrigley this weekend.
Stonemasons decide Cubs won’t win Series until 2087
The predetermined season outcomes of the next 90 years of pro baseball were made public after a custodian found notes from an Ancient Society of the Stonemasons meeting in the basement of Goldman Sachs’ corporate headquarters.
Ruined perfect game marks worst thing to happen to Detroit in minutes
Blown call was 'tragedy the likes of which our city had only seen several hundred times Wednesday' Fans from across the country are calling for umpire Jim Joyce to be fired after his blown call ruined Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga's perfect game with two outs in the ninth Wednesday night, marking the worst thing to happen to Detroit in minutes.
Grabow lands on DL with bruised ego, broken fastball
Cubs reliever John Grabow has been sent to the disabled list with a bruised ego and broken fastball.
Sam Fuld Fan Club becomes Tyler Colvin Fan Club
Change only required altering one cardboard sign
After suffering some disappointment when their favorite young player didn't make the big league club out of Spring Training, the Sam Fuld Fan Club regrouped and latched onto another upstart—Tyler Colvin, the offensive hero of Thursday's 1-0 win over L.A.Len Kasper loses his cool on-air, utters ‘darnitall’ during loss to Dodgers
Cubs TV announcer Len Kasper will be heading to anger management classes after an on-air tirade during Wednesday night's loss to the Dodgers. Lamenting the game's outcome and 15-minute delay brought on by a power outage, Kasper unleashed a slew of "Darnitalls," "What the hecks?" and "Good griefs."
