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Wrigley Field will offer lobster dogs and other new concessions that only people who can afford their ticket prices would be able to pay for.

In order to get on the good side of Chicago's newly elected mayor Rahm Emanuel, the Cubs and the Ricketts family announced today they have replaced the Kraft Noodle that was outside Wrigley Field with a brick of 'Rahmen' Noodles.

Marlon Byrd strolled into Mesa last week with a confident gait, broad shoulders and a bronze medal in the 2011 Mr. Universe body building competition. Byrd's medal was just one more piece of hardware that has eluded the Cubs for far too many years.

“Rahm is my nom,” said the Cubs legend, glad-handing voters in Wrigleyville Tuesday morning. “This is finally the year…we elect Mr. Emanuel. Let’s Cast Two!”

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen's Twitter account and statues blocking every single Wrigley Field entrance are just two of the issues that may plague Chicago's baseball teams this season.

Cubs closer Carlos Marmol is an electric presence on the mound and now that he signed a three-year, $20 million contract earlier this week the pieces are in place for him to become one of the game's elite. Still, some worry about Marmol's issues with consistency, but Cubs GM Jim Hendry said he's got that covered.