Cubs

Cubs players and management have long been exempt from the hassles of Wrigleyville parking thanks to the special lot they call can access just west of the stadium. All of them, that is, except manager Mike Quade.

During today's game between the Cubs and Braves at the Friendly Confines, the broadcast team captured something even more interesting than seagulls defecating on fans in the bleachers. Going into the seventh inning, cameras caught a fan actually following the action on the field.

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Mike Quade reportedly marked the one-year anniversary of his hiring as Cubs manager this week by locking himself in the team clubhouse and weeping uncontrollably.

"I've taken him under my wing since he arrived," said Ramirez, who is trying to teach Castro the art of loafing while making it seem like he's trying his hardest. "I've become quite adept at giving the impression that I care and I'm trying my best."

Soriano could be seen being approached by one or even a small group of women. And who was in the stroller to attract these ladies? “Tony Campana, man,” said Soriano. “Dude is a complete magnet for chicks.”

“Bobby is very insightful and he can see things from the press box that I can’t see in the dugout, like my players loafing after fly balls, dogging it to first, or eating sunflower seeds while in the field,” said Quade. “Considering that only one or two of my managing decisions this year have actually worked, I’m happy to defer all decision-making to him for the remainder of the season.”