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Reinsdorf, who sold the Bulls to Elon Musk, says that he is looking forward to putting all of his money into one new player on the White Sox, and hopes that Musk can shoot the Bulls into space to keep us safe from ever having to watch them again.

The NBA's most beloved mascot Benny the Bull needed to be restrained Monday morning by Hall of Famer and six-time NBA champion Scottie Pippen, who serves as Special Adviser for the Chicago Bulls, after Benny was seen storming into John Paxson's office with a chalk board that read "Trade Me Now."

Following a dreadful season whose only silver lining was the promise of a potential top pick in the 2018 NBA Draft, the Bulls front office will be forced to pick seventh overall after accidentally tanking the draft lottery as well.

The lowly Bulls season ended with a whimper Monday as the team was bounced in the second round of the NIT, getting blown out by Western Kentucky 101-75.

The Bulls today announced the hiring of Doug Collins as a senior advisor of basketball operations and -- perhaps more importantly -- as a backup shooting guard.

Eager to finally do something right on draft night, the Bulls dealt All-Star Jimmy Butler to the Timberwolves for Kris Dunn, Zach LaVine and the seventh pick, which was used to select some tall dude from Finland. Bulls VP of basketball operations John Paxson explained the move to reporters, saying fans "no longer had a reason to care" about the team for a while.

Began professional career in the Argentine basketball league in 1995 at the age of 16. Voted the league’s Best Sixth Man in 1998-99. Voted Spanish league MVP in 2004. Won Olympic gold and bronze medals with Argentina in 2004 and 2008, respectively.