Monday, November 25, 2024

Boozer delighted to suffer injury that doesn’t require a cover up

Carlos Boozer has had a rough, injury-plagued first year with the Bulls, having started the season with a hand injury that was blamed on a bogus fall at his house. He will now miss a few games after he rolling his ankle against the Bobcats Wednesday night. Boozer's not upset about the injury though.

The Heckler’s On Deck

The Heckler predicts what will happen in the world of sports this month.

The Heckler Stat Pack

This edition of The Heckler Stat Pack includes a new NHL scoring system, NBA Awesome Percentage leaders and a breakdown of Ernie Banks' career.

Rose and Toews reveal secret race to attain Jedi status

Captain Serious and Mr. MVP are on a path towards a new level of consciousness. And they're taking their respective teams along with them.

Just added: Bulls-Suns April 5 U.C. trip and pre- and post-party

A few people who partied with The Heckler for last week's Hawks-Wild game asked if we'd be doing any Bulls trips this season. You want it? You got it! We just added a trip for Bulls-Suns April 5 and if you act fast, you can get in on a limited number of super cheap tickets. Click here or visit the below link to join the fun. http://bulls-suns.eventbrite.com/

The Heckler Stat Pack

This week's stats include All-Time Hairstyle Ratings, Toughness Index, Mascot RPI and the Miami Heat Scoring Leaders.

Joakim Noah gets bong cast

Joakim Noah, who's been out for about a month recovering from thumb ligament surgery, is trying to make the best of a bad situation. To occupy his downtime, the Bulls starting center recently purchased a cast that doubles as a bong.