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“Coach likes to call all the plays,” said star point guard Derrick Rose. “But this will really give him a chance to position us just like how he wants it on the board. In fact, we’re thinking of all getting X’s tattooed on top of our heads.”

“Looking back on it, we see now how a coin flip wouldn’t be fair to either team," said Stern. "After debating a wide range of solutions, the league has decided that, in the event of the Bulls and Spurs sharing the same regular season record, home court advantage throughout this year’s playoffs will be determined by the winner of a muay thai cage match between Brian Scalabrine and Matt Bonner."

“We would like to think that this team right now could have its own identity,” said Paxson, “But fans and writers just won’t let that happen. No matter how successful this team is for years to come, it’ll never get out of Michael’s shadow, so why fight it?”

After more than four years in lockup, the original Benny the Bull is returning to the lineup in what Chicago hopes will bolster the team's chances in the playoffs.

Every single Luvabull makes an appearance on April's list of the Top Twins in sports.

WWE legend The Rock was none too pleased with comments Joakim Noah made after Saturday night's stirring victory, when he asserted the Bulls feel like the "People's Champ."

To help celebrate the Bulls' top spot in the East we just release more of our super-cheap $40 tickets to the United Center for April 5's game against the Suns and awesome The Fifty/50 pre-party. The deal expires today so you have to click here to purchase ASAP.