Monday, November 25, 2024

Heat teammates tell overrated Bosh next round will be in Atlanta

After being mislead by teammates who don't want him around for the rest of the playoffs, Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh expressed his excitement at continuing his team's postseason run, and told media sources he was healthy and ready to play Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals Sunday night in Atlanta.

Bosh preparing even better flop than last time Heat and Bulls played

Heat forward Chris Bosh is working on outperforming his famously terrible flop from this winter when Miami last played the Bulls. He's not exactly sure how he'll do it yet.

Heat surprised to learn they haven’t already won NBA Finals

Just a day after the Miami Heat held a raucous celebration that made Charles Barkley blush to honor their playoff series win over the Celtics, Miami players were surprised to learn there were two more rounds to the playoffs before anyone will be winning the 2011 NBA title.

Corner of sports bar doesn’t have a TV in it

Lincoln Park Slims broke the cardinal rule of sports bars recently when a small area of its wall was not covered by high definition television. Although the pub was equipped with 2,313 televisions, including 15 in each bathroom, it was the small section of a wall without a T.V. that had customers up in arms.

Boozer hopes new thugged-out neck tattoo helps him rebound from slump

Mired in a terrible playoff slump, Bulls forward Carlos Boozer showed up to pre-game workouts today with a new, massive tattoo on his neck that he hopes will help him start performing better.

Boozer signs deal to endorse Nike’s line of concrete shoes

Carlos Boozer has been having a rough go of it later but his luck might be turning around after the Bulls forward signed a deal to endorse the new Nike Concrete line of shoes.

Bulls players crossing fingers for another Boozer gym bag accident

Bulls players are holding out hope that unproductive Carlos Boozer trips over another gym bag before Game 5 of their series against the Pacers.