Derrick Rose diagnosed with TooQuickia Disorder
“Due to the patient moving at speeds normally reserved for sports cars driven by drunk celebrities or Lance Briggs, Mr. Rose was beginning to feel the effects of the human body moving much quicker than it’s designed to,” said Dr. Raymond Peterson.
Stupid Hoosiers, Cutler, Snooki and a shirtless Toews: The Heckler’s 10 most popular 2011...
2011 was quite an eventful year in the world of unbelievable sports news, but given The Heckler's list of top 10 posts during the year, it's pretty clear our audience cared mostly about ripping on people from Indiana, Jay Cutler and sex.
MJ announces plan to move past Kobe on all-time marriage list
"That makes two," said Jordan, referring to the number of wives or ex-wives he'll soon have, compared to Bryant's paltry one. "I have the rings. I have the wives. What else is there, really?"
Scalabrine breaks nose so he can wear mask, headband in case he actually gets...
Because of his mask, Rip Hamilton is allowed to break the Bulls dress code rule of not wearing a headband during games since without one the mask will fog up from excess sweat. And now Brian Scalabrine wants to follow suit.
Fresh off impressive dunk in Green Bay, Josh McCown gets tryout with Bulls
"Five months ago, I was coaching high school football," McCown said. "Now I'm a starting QB in the NFL with a chance at the NBA. It's been a Christmas miracle."
Bulls playoff hopes shattered after loss to Warriors in second game of the season
"It's disappointing but we had a great run," said PG Derrick Rose. "I'll never forget that great comeback win we had against the Lakers a day earlier in the season opener."
Stern suspends Kobe for wearing ‘ugly-ass’ shoes Sunday against Bulls
"When I turned on the TV I thought my picture needed adjusting," said Stern, taking a page from Roger Goodell's book and punishing a player for wearing inappropriate footwear. "Neon green and purple? Does Kobe think he's a Fly Girl wearing those ugly-ass kicks?"
