Jordan plans to spend 50th birthday blowing $500,000 at an OTB
"When you reach a milestone like turning 50, you just want to surround yourself with the people you love doing some of your favorite things," said Jordan. "Hanging out at the OTB all day with a bunch of fellow degenerate gamblers just seemed like the right thing to do."
Bulls fans and Blackhawks fans rumble over who will finish season with most wins
Bulls fans began touting the recent rise in production of Joakim Noah, Carlos Boozer, and Jimmy Butler, snapping their fingers while moving in synchronous box-step formation.
It turns out Mayans only predicted end of Chicago sports in 2012
Most people disagree on the cause of this change to mediocrity in Chicago sports. Some are blaming the Mayan calendar, while many cite Lovie Smith for the lack of success around Chicago.
Timberwolves sign Scottie Pippen out of retirement
"He can bring a veteran presence to our team, as long as he doesn't break a hip," said Rick Adelman, coach of the Timberwolves.
Rose credited with Bulls victory after beating Boozer senseless
Late in the 3rd, a gimpy Rose was seen talking to Boozer before slugging him in the tunnel and dragging him into the locker room.
Joakim Noah demands trade to Nuggets after learning Colorado likely to legalize pot
"Are you kidding me?" he asked between puffs. "Chicago is nice and all, but Colorado sounds like my kind of party. I mean, city. I mean, are you going to eat those Funyuns?"
Wennington arrested for throwing pumpkin pie in trick-or-treater’s eye
“Everyone knows how hyped up I get for the Bulls, food and especially pumpkin pie,” said Wennington. “I’ll just try to use that expression more metaphorically in the future.”
