Bulls

April 26 marked one year since Derrick Rose last played a game for the Chicago Bulls. Here's a list of things that have happened since then.

Carlos isn't going down Amnesty Avenue without a fight. Here he is taking his midlife crisis out on poor ref Danny Crawford Saturday in Dallas.

"There have been several reports that I’ve gone missing,” the longtime NBA sharpshooter said from the Berto Center. “When the Chicago Police Department did a well-being check on me and after my wife, while grocery shopping, saw my picture on a milk carton, I thought it was about time I say something.”

Amid reports that Bulls management and the Rose camp are at odds about if and when the 2010-2011 league MVP would play for the team in 2013, Rose tweeted that he would “cast fate to the wind and let Miss Cleo handle my business.”

"This Blackhawks run has given them complete control of the United Center, so they can enjoy better ice conditions," said Emanuel. "Plus, we can tow anyone who parks on the court after four inches of snow, set up intersection cameras for revenue and ticket for playing Nate Robinson on defensive sets in the 4th."

With talk about returning to the game as a player and amidst the hoopla of Jordan’s recent 50th birthday, Rose told reporters at the Berto Center that he could “whoop MJ’s hind-end on my good leg ... today!”

Rose, who is dominating practices with the team and dunking from the half court line, said there is no specific target date for re-activation, and that he will remain on the injured reserve list for the rest of his natural life if need be, until he reaches the 880 percent mark.