Noah booted from high school post game locker room
Noah was physically escorted out by New Trier’s six-foot-two center, who mistakenly thought the NBA all-star was the Glenbrook pivot man who burned him for 38 points and 19 rebounds in just 27 minutes of play.
12 Digital Holiday Cards From Chicago Sports Fans
It's that time of year again, and if you're a Chicago sports fan looking to celebrate the season, these cards might be for you.
Man who mocked Derrick Rose tears meniscus at family Turkey Bowl
In a bizarre coincidence, 28-year-old Steve Kowalski of Chicago tore his medial meniscus at the "14th Annual Kowalski Turkey Bowl" early Thursday morning. It was the exact injury Derrick Rose suffered last Friday.
D-Rose excited to learn next knee surgery will be free
“It sucks a lot and it hurts like hell, but Dr. Cole just punched my frequent customer card and my next surgery is on the house,” Rose said. “Also, he gives me candy to make me feel better.”
Rose out with fan-diagnosed career-threatening hamstring tweak
"I don't care that the team said his departure from the game was precautionary and that Rose himself said he's not going to miss any time from it," said Stanley Chell, a self-described "die-hard Bulls fan" from Naperville. "I'm sure he's done for the season. He'll probably never play again."
Boozer claims to have added five millimeters to his vertical since last season
"You may wonder how a physical beast like me can improve my vertical," said a gloating Boozer after a recent practice at the Berto Center.
Thousands of Bulls fans diagnosed with Rosenesia, causing them to forget they ever badmouthed...
"The doctor told me I have 'Rosenesia' and that it's very minor, and I shouldn't worry about it, so I'll just focus on the fact that the Bulls are going to be back on top of the league with Rose back in MVP form. Have you seen him lately? He's just crushing it right now! Go Bulls!"
