Give the gift of Hawks hockey this holiday season: Blackhawks-Pens at the U.C. Jan....
Struggling for the perfect gift to give your favorite Blackhawks fan? We've got the answer for you: Send them to The Heckler's Hawks-Penguins outing and pre-party Jan. 6 in Chicago. Only a few spots...
46-year-old Patrick Kane reports to Blackhawks training camp
"I appreciate the question, I really do," said Kane after reading a canned statement. "But I'm only here to discuss hockey, not my excessive wrinkles, thinning hair and sunken facial features."
Cutler traded to South Korea following inaccurate Stanley Cup press
“It’s no secret we’ve been shopping Jay [Cutler] and have been unsuccessful in the process,” admitted Pace. “His bloated contract and lack of supporting credentials has clearly handcuffed our ability to improve. However, when news of this championship broke, it undoubtedly boosted his market value overnight!”
Stan Bowman to Versteeg: Disrespect Macklemore again and you’re gone
"We were having a great time and the fans seemed to really be into it. Next thing I know, Stan is chewing me out. Who knew he was so into Macklemore? Now I'm scared I'll be playing for Buffalo next season."
Record 12 people spotted celebrating Hawks win near U.S. Cellular Field
While fans amassed around Wrigley Field Monday night for another Blackhawks Stanley Cup victory celebration, the story lost in the mix was the record number of people congregated at U.S. Cellular Field.
FCC bans Corey Crawford from Hawks victory parade
"I'm disappointed that Crow won't be there, but he's been warned about the salty language. Hopefully the FCC will ban Duncan [Keith] too. I still have no clue what he was talking about in '13."
Kane casually asks bartender how much, hypothetically, it would cost to fill Stanley Cup...
"I'm just asking for a friend, like, would you just fill it up for free, or would it be a few hundred bucks, you know, if you made a margarita big enough to fit inside the Stanley Cup. Not that I would fill the Stanley Cup with a frozen margarita, even though that does sound delicious and refreshing, but, like, you know, I'm just wondering. If you would do it. I mean could do it. Hypothetically."
