Thursday, November 28, 2024

Kane vows to stop partying with people who own cameras

Patrick Kane's reputation as a party animal was reinforced earlier this week when Deadspin posted photos of the 22-year-old superstar allegedly cavorting late-night and suggested a massive hangover was the reason he then missed two days of practice earlier this week.

Procrastinators rejoice: Save $$ on the few spots remaining for Wednesday’s Hawks UC trip

There are only a handful of spots left on The Heckler's United Center Blackhawks trip Wednesday and if you use the discount code "procrastinate" can still get the super-cheap earlybird rate, which is a savings of 20 percent on the list price but you have to book now.

Pitchers and catchers have reported and you should too

It is without debate that the four best words in the English language are "Pitchers and catchers report" and that's unbelievably what happened over the weekend in Mesa. The Heckler crew is again hitting the desert for the time of our lives March 3 to 6 and you need to join.

Blogger looking silly for predicting trade of Seabrook, Kane, Toews, Sharp, Crawford, Campbell, Hossa...

As the NHL trade deadline approaches, Blackhawks blogger Scott Carney is starting to fear none of the eight key Chicago players will be dealt to other teams as he predicted last week.

Duncan Keith apologizes for not using more f-bombs earlier in season

“I should have started dropping f-bombs from game one to whip this team into shape,” said the Norris Trophy defenseman. “We’re playing worse than an [expletive deleted] juniors team. If I would have started cussing earlier in the season, we’d be [expletive deleted] unbeatable.”

Kane tweaks ‘lower body’ after night on the town in Edmonton

Details are still sketchy, but Hawks star Patrick Kane's latest injury does not seem to be a result of hockey-related activities.

The Heckler Stat Pack

This week's stats include All-Time Hairstyle Ratings, Toughness Index, Mascot RPI and the Miami Heat Scoring Leaders.