Wicker Park hipster claims Quenneville copied his mustache
Wicker Park bartender and self-proclaimed hispter Josh Reynolds recently claimed Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville got the idea for his mustache from him, despite the fact Quenneville has been sporting the non-ironic facial hair since the mid-80's.
Cornelison releases patriotic rap album ‘Yo, Say Can You See’
Known for his rousing rendition of the National Anthem before Chicago Blackhawks games, Jim Cornelison has decided to branch out with a rap album featuring a variety of patriotic songs such as "America The Bootyfull" and "Hail To The Chief, Boss!"
Blackhawks lend Patrick Kane to circus as ‘Iron Liver’ act
Kane will be asked to drink a thirty pack of PBR, two bottles of wine, and two flasks of Canadian Club in a span of two hours nightly.
Sarah Kustok surprised to find herself new GOP frontrunner
Comcast SportsNet reporter Sarah Kustok was still surprised and confused when an aide called one morning to report what the polls were showing -- that she was the new frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination.
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The Heckler has been poking fun at the sports world since 2003, back when it was still okay to hit a quarterback once in a while. Now it's time for you to join the fun by writing, publishing and sharing your own Heckler articles.
Quenneville contacts Dave Toub for special teams help
“You’ve got limited time and space in this area,” said Toub. “My method to prepare guys for situations like this? Bungee cords. You tie guys to the opposing uprights and let them go. They’ll learn real fast to make some quick decisions.”
Blackhawks to refund all fans who stayed until the end of Sunday night’s Canucks...
Blackhawks fans excited to see their team exact revenge on the hated Canucks for last season's playoff elimination were severely disappointed Sunday night as Chicago laid an egg and was blown out 6-2 on their home ice. But there is a bit of a silver lining for those who watched it in person.
