Friday, November 29, 2024

Hawks visit factory to see how NHL schedules are made

“I wanted the guys to see the folks who work there,” said Quenneville. “That they’re real people and not evil overlords hell-bent on our destruction. Because Kaner’s been having nightmares.”

Heckler Pic: Can’t make Luongo cry if Luongo is hiding on bench!

The Chicago Blackhawks are playing the Vancouver Canucks this evening. Naturally, Vancouver goalie Roberto Luongo will be on the bench.

Blackhawks teammates afraid Kane won’t ever want to take off that Superman cape

"He wore it around Ottawa all Saturday night," said Blackhawks teammate and fellow All-Star Marian Hossa. "And then he showed up at the Arena this morning. I bet he wears it on the flight out of here too."

Peggy from Discover Card to advise Kane how to score more goals

Although Peggy has no hockey experience other than the advice Kane gives him in their TV ad, coach Joel Quenneville said something needed to be done.

Nickname status in flux after Andrew Shaw reveals his horrible fear of saws

“There was this fifth-grade class trip to the saw factory,” said Shaw. “I was separated from the group and ... it’s kinda hard to talk about.

Carcillo wakes up mid-surgery, knocks doctor’s teeth out

"I came to and saw some dude cutting open my knee," said Carcillo. "In my head I knew he was just trying to fix my injury but instinct took over and I punched him square in mouth."

Carcillo starts book club

“I’ve been reading since I was at least fifteen,” said Carcillo. “There are definitely some classics I’d like to share with the world. And then dispute.”