Toews practices just eight hours yesterday
“I’m embarrassed you guys caught me slacking,” said Toews from his parents’ house in Winnipeg. “Usually I figure eight hours of sleep, two hours for eating, an hour of watching curling and the rest is full-contact scrimmage.”
Patrick Kane spotted at wine bar with age-appropriate female companion
The sports world was rocked Sunday night when pictures of Blackhawks star and noted partier Patrick Kane began circulating the web. Unlike previous photos that depicted Kane getting drunk with strippers or college girls, the latest batch featured the young Hawk enjoying a nice Merlot with a woman within a year of his own age.
Toews counters Kane’s partying antics with crazy Mother’s Day weekend in Branson
Jealous Patrick Kane's reckless party animal persona, Jonathan Toews decided to let his hair down this Mother's Day weekend in Branson, Mo., the town Bart Simpson once described as "Like Las Vegas if Ned Flanders ran it."
Kane denied spot on Avengers: ‘Being drunk d-bag not a superpower,’ says Capt. America
“Patrick Kane is not of sound moral fiber,” said Captain America. “In fact, he is kind of a douche. We can’t have our superheroes uttering anti-Semitic remarks and choking 18-year-old girls at college parties.”
Kane denies passing out at Madison bar: ‘I’m not some candy-ass’
"As you can tell from the photos, I was partying my balls off all day and got a little tired," said Kane, "but I wasn't passed out. I was just taking a quick nap. I'm not some candy-ass who can't handle his booze or something."
Blackhawks’ power play wins Vezina Trophy
Following a season in which Chicago's power play crippled the franchise, the league has recognized the Blackhawks' ineffectual special team by awarding it the Vezina Trophy, normally reserved for the top goalie in the NHL.