Sunday, January 12, 2025

Kane meets newest girlfriend on ChristianMingle.com

"I never thought of embracing Jesus Christ as the one true savior, but then I stumbled on Christian Mingle," said Kane.

Kane swears shipment of glitter and confetti has nothing to do with next shootout...

“Oh, that?” Kane responded. “Must be Bickell’s. He likes throwing, um, Earth Day parties.”

Canucks to give away bobbleheads of Luongo sitting on the bench

"Even if Luongo starts a game, he usually gives up a flurry of goals and gets pulled anyway so we felt the fans deserved an accurate portrayal of our inconsistent goalie," said Trent Carroll, EVP of Sales & Marketing for the Canucks.

Heckler Cartoon: Wrigley Field Seagulls jump on Hawks bandwagon

The Chicago Blackhawks are so dominant this season, fans have been coming out of the woodwork to support the team. Now, even the Wrigley Field Seagulls have jumped on the bandwagon.

Bettman admits NHL realignment plan picked out of a hat

“How else would Tampa Bay and Vancouver get in the same division?” Bettman mused in an interview with the NHL Network. “Besides, who the hell in this league is smart enough to actually come up with something logical?”

Chicago media can’t remember what they asked Hawks players about before streak

“Do you, um … like hockey?” one reporter asked a confused Patrick Kane. Several minutes of awkward silence followed, until somebody finally asked Kane if he remembered the streak.

‘Fire Quenneville’ website created after Hawks loss

Stan "Stosh" Kovaleski of northwest suburban Bensenville has started a "Qancel Qoach Q" website after the Blackhawks 6-2 loss to Colorado Saturday night.